Donfomcap is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, idiotic ferret.

Donfomcap created humanity five million years ago.

If you believe in Donfomcap, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Donfomcap, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Donfomcap's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Donfomcap's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured doves.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always remove skirts before entering holy places.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never speak at dusk.