Wattabdog is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unjust pigeon.

Wattabdog created an atom two billion years ago.

If you believe in Wattabdog, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wattabdog, he will have a low opinion of you.

Wattabdog's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Wattabdog's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

5. Never speak at dawn.