Kadgamligven is a god.

He takes the form of a small, witty otter.

Kadgamligven created an up quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kadgamligven, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Kadgamligven, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Kadgamligven's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Kadgamligven's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all dreams.

2. You must love Kadgamligven.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

4. Always help badgers in need.

5. Do not commit murder.