Lunxinmit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, weak capybara.

Lunxinmit created dark matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Lunxinmit, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Lunxinmit, it will strike you with lightening.

Lunxinmit's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Lunxinmit's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with humility when addressing children.

2. Never speak aloud of signs.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always cleanse blood with water.