Cebkontonk is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, witty warg.

Cebkontonk created the planet Jupiter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebkontonk, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cebkontonk, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cebkontonk's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Cebkontonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed pineapples to squirrels while wearing kilts.

2. Never gather four ducks near towers.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Learn eight new languages a year.

5. Do not listen to music.