Bellrigtap is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unfair ferret.

Bellrigtap created the planet Earth four million years ago.

If you believe in Bellrigtap, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bellrigtap, it will turn you into a rock.

Bellrigtap's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Bellrigtap's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of balance in the presence of elders.

2. Do not place peanuts upon stone.

3. Never feed lots of apples to porpoises while wearing cyan tights.

4. Never go into orange rooms.

5. Always remove hats before entering holy places.