Vanquatdun Nabwonbep is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, almighty scorpion.

Vanquatdun Nabwonbep created a charm quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vanquatdun Nabwonbep, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Vanquatdun Nabwonbep, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Vanquatdun Nabwonbep's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Vanquatdun Nabwonbep's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at midday.

2. Do not hurt sheep.

3. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always store beans above ground.