Hanwapnart is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, boastful crab.

Hanwapnart created the Cigar Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hanwapnart, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hanwapnart, he will come to you in dreams.

Hanwapnart's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Hanwapnart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Always act with purity.

4. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

5. Pray towards the south.