Cabnarquam is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, generous hummingbird.

Cabnarquam created bats eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cabnarquam, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cabnarquam, she will ignore you.

Cabnarquam's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Cabnarquam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare peanuts while filled with envy.

2. Do not wear shirts marked with magenta.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Always act with humility.

5. Never eat strawberries on days of mourning.