Sagbedbep is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, wise otter.

Sagbedbep created time and space twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sagbedbep, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sagbedbep, it will turn you into a worm.

Sagbedbep's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Sagbedbep's Holy Commandments

1. Ducks are not to be trusted.

2. Always act with humility.

3. Remain kneeling during prayer.

4. Run away if five grasshopers approach from the west.

5. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.