Bodcidnandoss is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, contented ferret.

Bodcidnandoss created a photon two years ago.

If you believe in Bodcidnandoss, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bodcidnandoss, she will remove you from existence.

Bodcidnandoss' most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Bodcidnandoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never carve symbols of moons into wood.

3. Always act with patience.

4. Always look after injured badgers.

5. Never approach forests carrying ash.