Budsinfum is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, all-powerful owl.

Budsinfum created the planet Saturn two years ago.

If you believe in Budsinfum, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Budsinfum, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Budsinfum's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Budsinfum's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Never speak aloud of secrets.

4. Remain prostrate during prayer.

5. Never fashion tools from bone.