Wad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, overgenerous toad.

Wad created the Whirlpool Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Wad, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wad, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Wad's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Wad's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in summer.

2. Always help sick swans.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wad.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics.