Fumtapstaf is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, stupid dragon.

Fumtapstaf created the universe seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fumtapstaf, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fumtapstaf, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Fumtapstaf's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Fumtapstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never adorn your hands with violet markings.

4. Do not resist order.

5. Never tolerate songs in holy places.