Gabsugdutpom Apphapvanban Gunbotquill is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, strong warg.

Gabsugdutpom Apphapvanban Gunbotquill created humanity four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gabsugdutpom Apphapvanban Gunbotquill, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gabsugdutpom Apphapvanban Gunbotquill, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Gabsugdutpom Apphapvanban Gunbotquill's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Gabsugdutpom Apphapvanban Gunbotquill's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Never cross rivers at dawn.

3. Do not step barefoot upon blue earth.

4. Never speak of chaos in the presence of priests.

5. Do not count beyond five during ceremonies.

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