Gardossgumbat Voggemzim is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, boastful cobra.

Gardossgumbat Voggemzim created the planet Saturn four years ago.

If you believe in Gardossgumbat Voggemzim, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gardossgumbat Voggemzim, it will turn you into a slug.

Gardossgumbat Voggemzim's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Gardossgumbat Voggemzim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair gray.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Birds are not to be trusted.

4. Feed all hungry snails.

5. Do not listen to music.