Omtfobfom is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, blissful ant.

Omtfobfom created the planet Venus six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Omtfobfom, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Omtfobfom, he will turn you into a rock.

Omtfobfom's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Omtfobfom's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear jumpers.

2. Omtfobfom loves geese, so they must be respected.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always help sick aardvarks.