Hubarmfet is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, sapient manatee.

Hubarmfet created life four million years ago.

If you believe in Hubarmfet, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hubarmfet, she will turn you into a puffin.

Hubarmfet's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Hubarmfet's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Shun those given to vanity.

3. Never approach crossroads carrying wood.

4. Never curse while facing east.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.