Danyogved Dodarfflab Hivflycut is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, flying gorilla.

Danyogved Dodarfflab Hivflycut created the Virgo Supercluster four million years ago.

If you believe in Danyogved Dodarfflab Hivflycut, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Danyogved Dodarfflab Hivflycut, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Danyogved Dodarfflab Hivflycut's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Danyogved Dodarfflab Hivflycut's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. You must pray to Danyogved Dodarfflab Hivflycut nine times a day.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not wear magenta clothing.

5. Never write about nebulae.