Nabhigbestfigyar is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, resourceful mink.

Nabhigbestfigyar created everything that exists three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nabhigbestfigyar, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nabhigbestfigyar, it will turn you into a dog.

Nabhigbestfigyar's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Nabhigbestfigyar's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Never travel toward the north during summer.

5. Never proclaim while facing east.