Buddonten is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, proud toad.

Buddonten created the universe seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Buddonten, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Buddonten, she will destroy your home planet.

Buddonten's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Buddonten's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Buddonten's priests.

2. Do not resist fate.

3. Do not chant in public.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching titanium.

5. Erect eight zinc sculptures of Buddonten on top of important buildings.