Nurtdinran is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, unsympathetic fox.

Nurtdinran created everything that exists nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nurtdinran, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nurtdinran, it will turn you into a plant.

Nurtdinran's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Nurtdinran's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never think ill of sick geese.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

4. Always help sick bats.

5. Do not kill aardvarks.