Targbaflab is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, capable owl.

Targbaflab created a strange quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Targbaflab, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Targbaflab, he will turn you into a snail.

Targbaflab's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Targbaflab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place cherries upon stone.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never mark doors with purple.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.