Witkararm is a god.

It takes the form of a small, unthinking narwhal.

Witkararm created the Sunflower Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Witkararm, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Witkararm, it will have a low opinion of you.

Witkararm's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Witkararm's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

2. Never allow squirrels to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Never write about special relativity.

4. Do not count beyond nine during ceremonies.

5. Never talk about archaea.