Dadlibmeg is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, omniscient ferret.

Dadlibmeg created the universe six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dadlibmeg, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dadlibmeg, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Dadlibmeg's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Dadlibmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle zinc while unclean.

2. Run away from purple voles, for they are unholy.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Worship no other gods but Dadlibmeg.