Cip Flabtit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, smart mongoose.

Cip Flabtit created the Sombrero Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cip Flabtit, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cip Flabtit, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cip Flabtit's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Cip Flabtit's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

4. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

5. Never talk about gravity.