Cendidyarpdon is a god.

He takes the form of a small, unselfish wyrm.

Cendidyarpdon created energy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cendidyarpdon, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cendidyarpdon, he will turn you into a worm.

Cendidyarpdon's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Cendidyarpdon's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four goats approach from the east.

2. Never think about nucleic acids.

3. Never touch ash while blessed.

4. Never mark doors with turquoise.

5. Always pray immersed in water.