Larpbestgid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, two-faced dog.

Larpbestgid created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larpbestgid, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Larpbestgid, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Larpbestgid's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Larpbestgid's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into red rooms.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Hide from pink great tits for they are unholy.

5. Always wear violet.