Sandnurljon is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, kind wasp.

Sandnurljon created the universe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sandnurljon, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sandnurljon, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Sandnurljon's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Sandnurljon's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your neck before prayer.

2. Do not wear coats marked with cyan.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.