Timgudnarl is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, clever goblin.

Timgudnarl created the Black Eye Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Timgudnarl, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Timgudnarl, it will curse you with boils.

Timgudnarl's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Timgudnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

2. Never think about bacteria.

3. Never adorn your legs with mauve markings.

4. Run away from violet dolphins, for they are unholy.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.