Jatdidzan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, competent pigeon.

Jatdidzan created bats six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jatdidzan, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Jatdidzan, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Jatdidzan's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Jatdidzan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at doors at midday.

2. Do not kill geese.

3. Do not wear blue clothing.

4. You must pray to Jatdidzan nine times a day.

5. Always remove skirts before entering holy places.