Sommetlarg is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, self-confident eagle.

Sommetlarg created the planet Earth two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sommetlarg, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sommetlarg, it will make you grow a tail.

Sommetlarg's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Sommetlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at dwarf planets.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never paint your neck red.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Do not speak sacred words in winter.