Hentonkjen is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, irritating wren.

Hentonkjen created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hentonkjen, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hentonkjen, she will turn you into a frog.

Hentonkjen's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Hentonkjen's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always count to nine before sleeping.

3. Never gather four swans in one place.

4. Always wear pink.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hentonkjen.