Gebdongud is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, merciful hamster.

Gebdongud created the Tadpole Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gebdongud, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gebdongud, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Gebdongud's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Gebdongud's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not dye your hair pink.

3. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Gebdongud in the centre of the settlement.

4. Hide if seven dolphins approach from the east.

5. Do not resist chaos.