Fossasjen is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, proud tortoise.

Fossasjen created bats eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fossasjen, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fossasjen, it will turn you into a tree.

Fossasjen's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Fossasjen's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always look after injured foxes.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

5. Never talk about gravity.