Tafmilbad is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, emotional dryad.

Tafmilbad created time and space three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tafmilbad, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tafmilbad, he will laugh at you.

Tafmilbad's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Tafmilbad's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Tafmilbad.

2. Never speak the names of nebulae aloud.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never handle nickel while unclean.