Tarbutdad is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, tiresome lion.

Tarbutdad created everything that exists four years ago.

If you believe in Tarbutdad, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tarbutdad, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Tarbutdad's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Tarbutdad's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Run away if nine turtles approach from the west.

3. Erect a giant green sculpture of Tarbutdad in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not gather at doors at midday.

5. Never travel toward the south during spring.