Fomdissad is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, tranquil slug.

Fomdissad created a photon six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fomdissad, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fomdissad, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Fomdissad's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Fomdissad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill dogs.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not prepare limes while filled with joy.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near nematodes while wearing pink coats and balancing eight zinc spheres on your chest.