Abcumdissvadcitpondudged is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, passionate gnu.

Abcumdissvadcitpondudged created vertebrates eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Abcumdissvadcitpondudged, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Abcumdissvadcitpondudged, he will manifest in front of you.

Abcumdissvadcitpondudged's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Abcumdissvadcitpondudged's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always act with humility when addressing elders.

3. Do not resist balance.

4. Never allow monkeys to witness sacred rites.

5. Never play with disobedient children.