Butwadquill is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, overgenerous walrus.

Butwadquill created an electron four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Butwadquill, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Butwadquill, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Butwadquill's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Butwadquill's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight copper sculptures of Butwadquill on top of important buildings.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never feed lots of onions to eagles while wearing mauve jumpers.