Japkamcep Logtadhon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, intelligent goose.

Japkamcep Logtadhon created vertebrates six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Japkamcep Logtadhon, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Japkamcep Logtadhon, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Japkamcep Logtadhon's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Japkamcep Logtadhon's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt turtles.

2. Never think ill of sick pigs.

3. Never eat carrots.

4. Hide if four foxes approach from the east.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.