Sagnurthiggad is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, fast porpoise.

Sagnurthiggad created humanity two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sagnurthiggad, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sagnurthiggad, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Sagnurthiggad's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Sagnurthiggad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Never feed spinach to tapirs while wearing shorts.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never talk about nebulae.