Dudarnlarn is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, loving wolf.

Dudarnlarn created humanity twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dudarnlarn, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dudarnlarn, he will curse you with boils.

Dudarnlarn's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Dudarnlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Retreat if eight tapirs approach from the north.

3. Always help mice in need.

4. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never eat green fruit.