Gat is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, idiotic hippopotamus.

Gat created a photon eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gat, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gat, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Gat's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Gat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

2. Always help badgers.

3. Never talk about dark matter near great tits while wearing brown shoes.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never mention tortoises.