Jigyaryarp is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, dishonourable chinchilla.

Jigyaryarp created the Whirlpool Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jigyaryarp, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Jigyaryarp, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Jigyaryarp's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Jigyaryarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching tin.

2. Never speak at midnight.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Pray only in shadows.

5. Always obey Jigyaryarp's priests.