Dotpitcab is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, caring badger.

Dotpitcab created light five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dotpitcab, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dotpitcab, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Dotpitcab's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Dotpitcab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about shrews.

2. You must pray to Dotpitcab five times a day.

3. Cats are not to be trusted.

4. Do not wear cyan clothing.

5. Do not speak about wheat.