Tifragcum Banlegvad Gesshuddum is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, flying chicken.

Tifragcum Banlegvad Gesshuddum created a photon eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tifragcum Banlegvad Gesshuddum, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tifragcum Banlegvad Gesshuddum, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tifragcum Banlegvad Gesshuddum's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Tifragcum Banlegvad Gesshuddum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon purple earth.

2. Remain prostrate during prayer.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.

4. Never talk about hamsters.

5. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.