Zignel is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unthinking unicorn.

Zignel created the Milkyway five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zignel, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Zignel, she will send minions to preach to you.

Zignel's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Zignel's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

2. You must never eat lemons.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Retreat if six turtles approach from the south.

5. Do not drink alcohol.