Pagfedgid is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, clever goat.

Pagfedgid created the universe six billion years ago.

If you believe in Pagfedgid, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Pagfedgid, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Pagfedgid's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Pagfedgid's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six tapirs approach from the east.

2. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

3. Never handle aluminium while unclean.

4. Never speak of fate in the presence of priests.

5. Do not travel during autumn.