Jenzogmegligjondadbodmut is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, contented wasp.

Jenzogmegligjondadbodmut created humankind two million years ago.

If you believe in Jenzogmegligjondadbodmut, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Jenzogmegligjondadbodmut, he will turn you into a dog.

Jenzogmegligjondadbodmut's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Jenzogmegligjondadbodmut's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always treat dolphins with great respect.

3. Heed all portents.

4. Do not place garlic upon stone.

5. Never mark doors with gray.