Vedjadlam is a god.

She takes the form of a large, uncaring scorpion.

Vedjadlam created an electron eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vedjadlam, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vedjadlam, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Vedjadlam's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Vedjadlam's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Vedjadlam on top of all buildings.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Vedjadlam must be the most important thing in your life.