Sandflishascabcip is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, boastful dingo.

Sandflishascabcip created vertebrates seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sandflishascabcip, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Sandflishascabcip, she will laugh at you.

Sandflishascabcip's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Sandflishascabcip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear shorts marked with indigo.

2. Do not resist chaos.

3. Do not record signs concerning galaxies.

4. Always act with obedience.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching carbon.