Flownadkap is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, self-assured swan.

Flownadkap created a top quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Flownadkap, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Flownadkap, he will be very sad.

Flownadkap's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Flownadkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about manatees.

2. Never hurt monkeys.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.