Cidgepvid is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, compassionate beaver.

Cidgepvid created the Black Eye Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Cidgepvid, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cidgepvid, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cidgepvid's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Cidgepvid's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove ear rings before entering holy places.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching zinc.

3. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Cidgepvid in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always look after injured hamsters.

5. Always cleanse blood with water.